bonetiddies: (๐Ÿ’€but bags of bones)

[personal profile] bonetiddies 2021-04-10 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Sending her a picture of some very lovely looking necklace pieces made of bone.]

What do you think? It's a reminder of our time together.
bonetiddies: (they seldom let you snooze)

[personal profile] bonetiddies 2021-04-10 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ :) ]

I grew them. But they have an unusual source.

As a seed, I used pieces from the leg you lost.
bonetiddies: (๐Ÿ’€it all fell apart)

[personal profile] bonetiddies 2021-04-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about that. I wound up getting the bones, eventually. I'm surprised I never mentioned it before now.
bonetiddies: (remembering all the times)

[personal profile] bonetiddies 2021-04-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
The bones usually did, but then again, I never asked Gluttony if I could have them.

I appreciate the sentiment. If you ever have any other extra bones, I'd gladly take them.
bonetiddies: (the bones are their money)

[personal profile] bonetiddies 2021-04-10 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That is probably for the best. Although if you want your own jewelry. . .

How is it? You left with Yuri, didn't you?
bonetiddies: (๐Ÿ’€it all fell apart)

[personal profile] bonetiddies 2021-04-10 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that isn't bad, right?

I mean - I'm glad you had people to do that for you. I know you had things you wanted to do, but so did I. And yet, all of those things would likely have made me miserable, so in the end I am grateful to have met people who have simply demanded that I put my own happiness first and decline to return.
bonetiddies: (slowly by)

[personal profile] bonetiddies 2021-04-10 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Well, we have been spending some time staying in a chateau by the beach. Where Jester's mother lives. [How many people from this game are somehow aware from Molly nothing about Jester except that she has a hot mom. Who knows. Not her.] So I wouldn't say adventures so much as a vacation? But all of this is rather new to me.

I don't mind it. I've been working on some particularly complex theorems of late and it is best to have the time to do it.
bonetiddies: (the bones are their money)

[personal profile] bonetiddies 2021-04-11 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're asking me questions that require a level of CritRole knowledge I do not possess.]

Very hospitable. I feel awkward, intruding on her largesse to the degree I have, being an utter stranger.

But yes, I've made a lot of progress. I know it will work because it is furby guaranteed. I just simply have to find the safest method.
toyska: (Moving on and you say you're alone)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-20 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[I don't know how to play zhongli don't look at me

Anyway at some point, not too long after everyone parts ways, a text!]


Am I correct in assuming this is Lady Shi Qingxuan?
toyska: (Default)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-20 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[MY MISFIRES

A very long pause while Zhongli presumably conveys this message and then types back with meticulous care]


Do not be concerned. Childe is right here. Is this Lady Shi Qingxuan? I apologize if I am speaking to the wrong person.
toyska: (You get everything you want)

1/2

[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[no it was just me attempting to slam out a tag on my break, rip.]

I am Zhongli. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, if only in this form of communication.

Childe mentioned that you are a god of your world, which I found fascinating. I thought perhaps to ask if yooooooooooooooooooo


[hm

please hold]
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Stars fill up my head)

2/2

[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-21 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[me running fastly from having to pretend I can write Zhongli

and also Childe running fastly, apparently, because shortly after--]


ahaha... um
I am so sorry about that


[can you feel the embarrassed vibes from there sqx because they are STRONG wow]
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Would you love me more)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-21 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[....................he's gonna melt into the floor]

ah, no! xiansheng wouldn't do that
he asked to see it, so I showed him how it worked
then I had to finish writing a letter to my little sister, so I let him use it while I wasn't really paying attention...


[Childe is a massive pushover: the neverending saga]
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[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-21 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP JUDGING HIM HE CAN FEEL THE STARING FROM HERE]

It's kind of funny, actually
I meant to go straight back to Snezhnaya, but when I came through the portal, I was in Liyue! I suppose I used it wrong?


[gee what could possibly have caused THAT mix-up, childe, is it perhaps because you were thinking about liyue at the time]

Anyway, it was just my luck to run into him on the street! And then I treated him to lunch like normal...

[don't perceive him]
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Would you love me more)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[this is getting worse and worse]

He just always forgets to carry mora around
I think he's still not used to not being able to create it anymore


[the hilarious irony of Teyvat's currency literally being named after Zhongli, and yet]
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[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-21 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine!!
The bank is right here in the harbor
I'll speak with his employer before I go...


[why does zhongli have a job]

Actually, maybe I should leave him with some money too, just in case
one million should be enough for a month or so...


[......]

maybe two million

[stop him]
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Stars fill up my head)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-21 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[.........

there's no response for now because childe is just now realizing he doesn't know what zhongli does with his paycheck]
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[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-21 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[oh

fck]


Yes! sorry
Anyway, I think he just has very expensive taste, and he hasn't gotten used to living off of an income yet. It's alright, though. I don't mind paying for him


[sometimes you are rich and you acquire a god as a sugar baby it's fine]
toyska: (Look so pretty)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-21 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[DON'T LOOK AT HIM IN THAT TONE OF VOICE]

Well

[...

god this is awkward when Zhongli is probably sitting here staring at him]


No, not really
I don't think he realizes that this is supposed to be kind of complicated now...
and it isn't as though I dislike him or anything, so maybe it doesn't have to be? I don't know. I'm not exactly innocent here either
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Acting on your best behaviour)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-04-25 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

It's just... a little confusing, I think.
That memory is the note we parted on, and I really didn't expect to see him again anytime soon
I thought I'd have time to prepare! I really wanted to demand a fight from him
I still do


[Because that's how he deals with just about everything, at the end of the day. It's what he enjoys, what he wanted from Zhongli, and--

--it's simple. It's easy. It means he can shove away any hint of genuine hurt he might've felt, so he doesn't have to acknowledge how stupid he was for getting to that point in the first place.

But he can't say all of that, of course. He refuses to even think it.]


But I was so surprised to see him
And even more surprised that he seemed happy to see me...


[And Childe is a moron and a pushover. So.

ANYWAY--]


Sorry!
I didn't mean to talk your ear off about this
toyska: (You get everything you want)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-05-09 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, true enough!

[LISTEN... it's fine, mostly. At the end of the day, Shi Qingxuan's actions didn't particularly affect him, so there's no lingering hurt or feelings of betrayal. It's easy, in this case, to look at her and simply assume she played the game in her own way--much easier than doing so with Zhongli, even though that's what he's trying to accept.

But all of these "games" are over now, anyway; it's less that he's brushed everything aside and naively chosen trust, and more that he recognizes there's no need for deception on anyone's parts any longer. There's no reason they can't still be friendly with each other, in his opinion.]


As long as he fights me, I'll forgive him [Childe please.] But if he doesn't, then I'll consider taking you up on that!

[He won't, really, but the reminder stirs the same amused fondness it did the first time. Zhongli getting scolded for deceiving him, of all people... truly nothing will ever be more hilarious.]

In the meantime, he contacted you because he wanted to know more about your world, and I realized I didn't have many answers for him, so I said I'd ask if you'd stop by for a visit.

You don't have to come if you don't want to, of course. But you're welcome to join us for a meal.


[The entirety of Liyue may despise him, but his money is just as good as anyone else's, and no one would dare give them trouble if Zhongli's with them.]
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[personal profile] toyska 2021-05-09 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that one's easy]

of course
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (It's a long way down)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-05-09 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I haven't scheduled my ship back to Snezhnaya yet
but I probably should soon... it's disrespectful to keep Her Majesty waiting for a long time


[Also he should probably stop antagonizing Liyue with his continued presence]

I'll probably be leaving in about two weeks, could you find time before then?
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (So you wanna be immortal)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-05-09 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[She totally could, and he'd absolutely roll with it, but he appreciates being given a little extra time.]

Alright! I'll let xiansheng know. I'm sure he's looking forward to it

[Two oldass chinese gods walk into a bar]